Sunday, October 23, 2005

M-I-L Jokes (#2)

Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?

-Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.

- How is she now ?
- She's fine. But, the dog died.

Hello. Your mother-in-law fell into my pond which has some crocodiles into. - The crocodiles are yours, so you'll have to save them.

A pharmacist tell a customer.

- In order to buy arsenic you should need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough.

Mother to daughter.

- Your boyfriend such a jerk that I would be delighted to be his mother-in-law.

A man was standing on the corner of an intersection watching a funeral procession pass by, when suddenly he was struck by an unusual sight: behind the hearse followed a man leading a goat on a rope, who in turn was closely trailed by a line of young men. Approaching the man with a goat, the bystander inquired:

- Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me who has died, and why this strange following?
- Well, you see, the man answered, "the person in the hearse is my mother-in-law. Yesterday, while picking vegetables in our garden, she was struck from the behind by this goat and killed instantly."
- Really! the bystander said eagerly. "Think I might borrow him for a day or so?"
- Sure, responded the man, "but you'll have to go to the back like everyone else"


Blogger Steven Wales said...

Ah, yes, truly hilarious. The cartoons are nice too. Sadly, my mil is so sweet.

11:20 PM  

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